Saturday, August 21, 2010

Google

When you really wish there was a simple "google for parents" in which you could use to explain all the vast amounts of questions your preschooler asks, without risking inappropriate ads etc, and without paying a fee. 
* Can't claim this as completely my own thought, my former teacher and I were discussing this idea this past spring...*

Thursday, August 19, 2010

Food Vacuum

When you had that tiny newborn at home and learned to eat one handed and quickly, when you went out to eat with a young baby and he/she woke up and you had to wolf down your meal while your other half held off the babe, when you became adept at the skill with two young ones at dinnertime, then and in so many other cases, that's when you knew you were officially a Parent Food Vacuum.

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Disposal

You  have become a garbage disposal for any leftover food that needs to be eaten. I myself, have become resigned to making myself breakfast, now I just have a bit of toast and tea and a bit of leftover eggs. Yep, I'm a mom.